Story Of The Day!!

My question to the niggaz is THIS: Would you rather have sex with: A Midget, A Mute, or a girl without a limb?

I asked that because I want to tell ya'll the story that my man told me today!!

So am I wrong for wanting to tell y'all about the story my man told me about fucking a girl with the DJ Paul arm?

Im'a tell it ANYWAY!!!!!!

Aiite! So I ran into my man after I got off the train he was like "SON...Let me tell you how I fucked this chick with a short arm last night"

..SO I'm like "A short arm? Like that 3-6-Mafia dude?" He Like.. YeeeeahSon JUST like that! But she was BADDDD as shit.

I knew he was gonna say the whole "but she was BADDDD as shit" part!! It's like an automatic excuse to do some fucked up shit... BUT ANYWAY!

He start telling me how she was giving him a handjob and shit, but didnt want her to use the short arm! So he told her switch hands!!

At THIS point... my imagination is going R'TARD... Til this nigga said "I couldn't fuck her doggystyle cause she was off balance!!

Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!! <--That's the first thing I did in this man's face!!! After he said that shit!!!

Me: While LMAO "Off Balance? How was she off balance?" Him: "Son she got a short arm! Its hard to get her from the back if she aint leveled"

So my question again to the NIGGAZ is THIS: Would you rather have sex with: A Midget, A Mute, or a girl without a limb?

I say a mute because..... A mute would take "body language" to another level!!!!

BUT..... midgets do be having fat asses.... So I guess my answer is a.....

MUTE MIDGET!!

NOW MAKE YOUR CHOICE!!!!