Showing posts with label LMAO. Show all posts
Showing posts with label LMAO. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Ms.PacMan... Hmmm.... Come To Think About It!!!



Ms.PacMan is the biggest whore In History of whores because for 25 cents.... She'll Swallow Balls till she.... Die!!!

Monday, June 28, 2010

You Fucking Roaches!!!!




I hate when I see a roach on a wall at somebodys house then look away for a second... Then look back and the fucking roach be... GONE!

Lmaooo At The World Cup...Nigeria vs. Germany = Racial Slur!!!

If You Have To Go This Far To Get Followers... Yo Ass Shouldn't Be On No Damn... TWITTER!!

(((DRUMROLL))) And the.. WORST MOTHER OF THE YEAR AWARD.... GOES TO.....

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Have You Heard This One Before????


Can I Live???? Damn!!!!


Don't you hate when people say... "You can't have your cake and eat it too" Fuck am I holding this plate for then??... Wack ass party!!!

I'm Sorry But.....



I have the tendency to punch bad ass kids in their ribs when their parents ain't lookin... Its your word against mine lil... HOMEY!!!!

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

LMAOOOO!!! The Nigga Pass!! Who Wants One??

This shit is Stoooops!!!! Don't you white folks get caught with out one!!!!

Sunday, May 2, 2010

LMAO..... You Look Stupid!!!!!



My brother Roofeeo started a new Tumblr called "You Look Stupid" It's about people who get caught out there doin shit that's well.... STOOPS! So when I came across this video I thought of his Tumblr and said to myself... I might as well join forces with the whole YOU LOOK STUPID movement!!! So here is my version of what he started!!!!

Monday, March 29, 2010

The Get Away Car For The Girl Below!!!!

SMMFH!! Who Daughter Is This?? Save The Children!! Please!!



But.... WAIT!!! You gotta peep the porno behind her!!
SHAME!! SHAME!! SHAME!!

#TT Tweet Of The Day!!!


#Im10SecondsFrom Saying "Precious running with that BUCKET OF CHICKEN set us back 2000yrs"!! -@WHOISMRSTARCITY

Story Of The Day!!

My question to the niggaz is THIS: Would you rather have sex with: A Midget, A Mute, or a girl without a limb?

I asked that because I want to tell ya'll the story that my man told me today!!

So am I wrong for wanting to tell y'all about the story my man told me about fucking a girl with the DJ Paul arm?

Im'a tell it ANYWAY!!!!!!

Aiite! So I ran into my man after I got off the train he was like "SON...Let me tell you how I fucked this chick with a short arm last night"


..SO I'm like "A short arm? Like that 3-6-Mafia dude?" He Like.. YeeeeahSon JUST like that! But she was BADDDD as shit.

I knew he was gonna say the whole "but she was BADDDD as shit" part!! It's like an automatic excuse to do some fucked up shit... BUT ANYWAY!

He start telling me how she was giving him a handjob and shit, but didnt want her to use the short arm! So he told her switch hands!!

At THIS point... my imagination is going R'TARD... Til this nigga said "I couldn't fuck her doggystyle cause she was off balance!!

Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!! <--That's the first thing I did in this man's face!!! After he said that shit!!!

Me: While LMAO "Off Balance? How was she off balance?" Him: "Son she got a short arm! Its hard to get her from the back if she aint leveled"

So my question again to the NIGGAZ is THIS: Would you rather have sex with: A Midget, A Mute, or a girl without a limb?

I say a mute because..... A mute would take "body language" to another level!!!!
BUT..... midgets do be having fat asses.... So I guess my answer is a.....

MUTE MIDGET!!

NOW MAKE YOUR CHOICE!!!!

SORRY.... BUT!!!

Friday, January 22, 2010

DEAR STRIPPERS: The Pole Isn't Always Your Friend!!


I love looking at other peoples fails.... I hope you do to!
Enjoy!!

Friday, January 1, 2010

LMAOOOOOOO!!!!!! WATCH IT AND DO THE SAME!!

A guy locks his self in the closet while he was on an acid trip and his friend records it!! So this is what he said while he was high!!!

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

FUCKED UP PARENTS MAKES FUCKED UP KIDS!! PEEP THE CYCLE!!!

WOW! WOW! WOW!! HOLD UP!! THIS IS JUST WRONG!!


PEEP HOW THE LIL GIRL SAYS...."Fuck wrong with you hoe! Get money!" THEN DIGS UP HER NOSE!! DAMN SHAME!!